<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809892206269215772</id><updated>2011-08-04T13:19:26.444-07:00</updated><title type='text'>George Carlin</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://georgecarlinkap.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1809892206269215772/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://georgecarlinkap.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ken Aitken</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15561317283895450005</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_AeubvHTQ4FI/R7j5W2tsM6I/AAAAAAAACZA/oJKqhDpWteY/S220/IMG_2980.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1809892206269215772.post-6585365107567476414</id><published>2007-06-14T04:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T22:38:58.262-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Wonderful Message by George Carlin</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeubvHTQ4FI/RvIHTB9P8uI/AAAAAAAABJU/rez3nxKOPvk/s1600-h/gcarlin.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112156550543176418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeubvHTQ4FI/RvIHTB9P8uI/AAAAAAAABJU/rez3nxKOPvk/s320/gcarlin.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table id="HB_Mail_Container" height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0" unselectable="on"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr height="100%" unselectable="on" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td id="HB_Focus_Element" valign="top" width="100%" background="" height="250" unselectable="off"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr unselectable="on" hb_tag="1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height="1" unselectable="on"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="hotbar_promo"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote id="1ae76f5c"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent ... and so very appropriate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;__________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a name="OLE_LINK1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a name="OLE_LINK2"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A Wonderful Message by George Carlin:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend&lt;br /&gt;more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses&lt;br /&gt;and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more&lt;br /&gt;degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts,&lt;br /&gt;yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too&lt;br /&gt;little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too&lt;br /&gt;tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.&lt;br /&gt;We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too&lt;br /&gt;much, love too seldom, and hate too often.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to&lt;br /&gt;life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but&lt;br /&gt;have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour. We conquered&lt;br /&gt;outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not&lt;br /&gt;better things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the&lt;br /&gt;atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan&lt;br /&gt;more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We&lt;br /&gt;build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies&lt;br /&gt;than ever, but we communicate less and less.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small&lt;br /&gt;character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days&lt;br /&gt;of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These&lt;br /&gt;are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one&lt;br /&gt;night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from&lt;br /&gt;cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the&lt;br /&gt;showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can&lt;br /&gt;bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share&lt;br /&gt;this insight, or to just hit delete ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not&lt;br /&gt;going to be around forever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because&lt;br /&gt;that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the&lt;br /&gt;only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but&lt;br /&gt;most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes&lt;br /&gt;from deep inside of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person&lt;br /&gt;will not be there again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the&lt;br /&gt;precious thoughts in your mind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AND ALWAYS REMEMBER&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the&lt;br /&gt;moments that take our breath away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Carlin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;____________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1809892206269215772-6585365107567476414?l=georgecarlinkap.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://georgecarlinkap.blogspot.com/feeds/6585365107567476414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1809892206269215772&amp;postID=6585365107567476414' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1809892206269215772/posts/default/6585365107567476414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1809892206269215772/posts/default/6585365107567476414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://georgecarlinkap.blogspot.com/2007/06/wonderful-message-by-george-carlin.html' title='A Wonderful Message by George Carlin'/><author><name>Ken Aitken</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15561317283895450005</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_AeubvHTQ4FI/R7j5W2tsM6I/AAAAAAAACZA/oJKqhDpWteY/S220/IMG_2980.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeubvHTQ4FI/RvIHTB9P8uI/AAAAAAAABJU/rez3nxKOPvk/s72-c/gcarlin.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
